I refuse to let you take over my weekend! I look like crap, my throat feels like a cat has been using it as a scratching post, my skin hurts, and I now lost my voice but we are definitely going to do something fun coming up soon with or without you. I hate you though and I wish you would leave me alone already!
Dear Unmotivated Katie,
You need to make up your mind already. Either your going to have a ugly Christmas
Congratulations!!!! and also I am so excited you booked your tickets!!!
Please don't have to much fun without me this holiday. I wish I was there.
Dear Christmas Shopping,
Hurry up and be done already!