Thank you so very much for finally having a house for us. It took way to long and you really should think of a better way to do your selecting. How long you have been married to your spouse should not have been the way you determine who get the next house. It should all be fair. Once you are at a number, the only thing that should happen it to go down... not up, down, up, down again. (We still have friends that have been on the list longer but got married later then us and they are not even close to being number 1) Its just not fair!
Please fit me. I am so excited to wear all of you again but will be royally pissed off if I cant!
Dear New Job.
Try to be nice. Being new is hard because you don't really have anything to do in the beginning. Also, working with girls and being the "new girl" is not always the easiest.
I am excited to let you know we are OUTTA HERE!
Dear Insurance Company.
Thank you for being so quick to get me a rent a car. Now please do not jip me on what my car is "really worth". We are good costumers and deserve the full amount.
Dear Guy that Hit Me.
I forgive you and I hope your OK.
Thanks, I love you